glowcloud:

i wish animal crossing was real and my biggest problem was not having enough room in my house to fit all of my egg shaped furniture 


glowcloud:

fun fact: every song ever written is a lesbian love song


mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via pizza)


obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(via anequalopportunist)


barefootawareness:

There are so many fruits you haven’t tasted

so many beautiful songs you have not discovered

spices you’ve never heard of 

and intriguing conversations you haven’t had 

there are oceans you have not felt 

and plants you’ve never seen

books you’ve never read

and souls your heart has not touched

this Earth is incredible.

(via graveyardaddictblonde)


Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.


Trust me on this one; You’re being dramatic. You’re in a hard place but it’s important to go through. Hang in there, buckle down, hold your head up, and do your best. That’s all you can do and when people criticize you, listen to them; Either they’re right or wrong but they’re not always trying to hurt you. Try and really understand where criticism is coming from. “You can do better,” is well intentioned. “You’re stupid,” is not.”

  • Best of Patrick Stump 2/

(via patrick-stumps)


elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

(via pizza)


foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(via saltycentipede)


tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

(via bitofbrits)


rnudkipz:

i hate waking up late bc i feel like i wasted part of the day

(via pizza)


nina-rd:


by lemontea

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist…..※

nina-rd:

by lemontea

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist…..※

(via sexybritishllama)


(via delegant)


you know, asylum was interesting enough with the whole Lana and Bloody Face potline but once you add sister wives with alien babies within one episode then you’ve taken it too far. And still no one adresses the problem of the possessed nun.